Hiding the signs of alcohol consumption involves addressing both the physical scent on your breath and skin, as well as your behavior. To neutralize "booze breath," standard mints often fail; instead, try chewing on natural aromatics like parsley, lemon peel, or coffee beans, or use a strong, alcohol-free mouthwash. Since the smell of alcohol actually comes from your lungs as your body metabolizes it, staying hydrated with water is essential to flush your system. To hide the scent on your skin, take a shower and use a strongly scented soap, as alcohol is excreted through pores. Behaviorally, using eye drops can clear up the redness (bloodshot eyes) associated with drinking. It is also important to eat a meal high in protein or fat, which can help slow down the absorption of any remaining alcohol in your blood. However, it's worth noting that while you can mask the smell and look, your reaction times and coordination remain impaired until your liver fully processes the alcohol (usually about one hour per standard drink), and no amount of gum or coffee can hide the results of a professional breathalyzer test.