How private are cruise ship balconies?

The first rule to keep in mind is that the private veranda you booked isn't as private as you might envision. Other passengers can hear you, and in some cases see you, so be careful what you do, and be mindful of the others nearby. To spare you any embarrassment, here are 10 things not to do on a cruise ship balcony.



People Also Ask

In order to keep the air conditioning working inside the cabin you do have to keep the balcony door closed on the majority of cruise lines. This is one of the reasons that many people do sleep on the balcony because in theory you can't lay in bed and keep the door balcony open.

MORE DETAILS

Smoking/vaping is not permitted inside any stateroom and any stateroom balcony. If a guest is in violation of this stateroom policy, a cleaning fee of $250 USD will be applied to their SeaPass® account and may be subject to further actions*.

MORE DETAILS

If you are caught smoking outside in a nonsmoking area, you will be asked to move to a smoking area. If caught smoking in your cabin or cabin balcony, you will be told to stop and charged a cleaning fee (typically $200 to $250). If you continue to break the rule, you may be forcibly removed from the ship.

MORE DETAILS

The Secret Decks would be more accurately described as public observation balconies that not everyone knows about.

MORE DETAILS

most modern cruise ships have thousands of cameras in all public/employee areas as well as the monitoring the outside of the ship. They generally are not in the cabins or bathrooms(although your balcony is generally on a camera) Sometimes they hide them sometimes they are visible. This includes all elevators.

MORE DETAILS

Many first-time cruisers don't realize that they won't be able to go directly to their staterooms upon boarding. Pass the time while you wait for your room to be ready and for the ship to set sail by enjoying lunch on the Lido Deck of the ship. This is a great way to make sure you aren't starving by dinner time!

MORE DETAILS

Cruise ship workers are not supposed to hook up with passengers, but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen. It is rare though – most crew follow the rules because they know they'll lose their job if they're caught.

MORE DETAILS

“Guests 17 years of age and under who are not accompanied by an adult in their traveling party, 21 years of age or older, must be clear of all public areas by 1:00 a.m. each evening unless involved in a Club 02 or Circle C teen activity,” the new policy reads.

MORE DETAILS

Midship staterooms on the lowest passenger deck are the most excellent spot to be on a cruise ship in this instance because you don't feel the vessel sway as much. The front and back of the ship are a no-no.

MORE DETAILS

Some of the major cruise lines have installed what are known as overboard detection systems, technology that is meant to detect when someone has fallen overboard immediately. However, this technology is not required on all cruise vessels, which begs the question, “why?”

MORE DETAILS

Sound travels easily through cruise ship cabin walls, especially when there's an interconnecting door. It's nearly impossible to relax or sleep when your neighbors routinely slam doors, allow their unruly kids to run up and down the corridor or have sex loud enough for the entire hallway to hear.

MORE DETAILS

As for your person, you will go through a metal detector. We have yet to go through a port that has the body scanners that have caused so much controversy at airports.

MORE DETAILS

You can also buy cigarettes in port or by the carton, duty free, in many ships' onboard shops. However, if you want to smoke while you are sailing, you should bring your own, as some vessels hold duty-free items purchased onboard until disembarkation.

MORE DETAILS

The rules call for the allowance for enough goods for “personal use.” So if you're trying to lug home cases of booze, then you likely won't get past customs (they'll think you're trying to import it for sale). For tobacco, the limit (except in a few special cases) is 200 cigarettes or 100 cigars.

MORE DETAILS

You Should Probably Avoid Nude Sunbathing on Your Cruise Balcony, Too. Much like the rules when it comes to balcony sex, you are not invisible while sunbathing nude on your balcony.

MORE DETAILS

Standard balcony staterooms, accommodating up to four people in 185 square feet, come with two twin beds (combinable into a king), an upper pull-down bed and a sofa bed.

MORE DETAILS