The Best Things to Do at the Beach if You Hate the Beach
- Take a book: ...
- Bring two towels: ...
- Take lots of cups and bowls from your dorm room, because you don't have any sand toys: ...
- Take a nice long walk: ...
- Create nicknames and backstories for the weirdos you see: ...
- When you get back from your walk, bury a friend in the sand: